If Kim Jong-un and Robert Mugabe got together to make a mixtape for Saddam Hussein, what music would they choose?

In solidarity with all the great dicks out there, we’re hosting a #FridaySongs competition about dictators. Be exclusively selective, and choose only the best wartime marches, power ballads and propagandtastic beats for this week’s theme.

Find tracks on YouTube that would make The Interview look like a Disney film, something to make the great powers tremble, or something that you’d force everyone to listen to if you were Supreme Emperor.

In keeping with the theme, we will not vote this week. The best track will be our fearless leader, Darren McKay’s.